February 2012
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quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
Anonymous asked: favourite and least favourite characters in the office?
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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Dad: So it's a book about kids killing other kids
Me:
Dad: on live television
Me:
Dad: with the whole nation watching
Me:
Dad: And this is what you obsess over?
Me: I don't really see the problem here.
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me: Is it weird that I talk to myself so much?
me: Yeah, a little bit
me: Still, it could be worse man. We could be a killer
me: That's true
me: I'm hungry
me: Me too, let's eat
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