February 2012
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theres nothing like buying a new book when you have 8183920188281 other books to read
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friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
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quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
Anonymous asked: favourite and least favourite characters in the office?
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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